Five films and a culture war: Kubrick versus Nolan
Four hundred answers and not a single identical list. The seemingly innocuous prompt —pick the five best films of all time— turned into an inventory of tastes, hierarchies and small personal vendettas that says a lot about how films are watched today. 2001: A Space Odyssey, Barry Lyndon, Mulholland Drive and Blade Runner are the ones that appear most often. None dominates. The consensus, if it exists, is a bare minimum.
The first thing that stands out is the fragmentation. Some defend the classic canon with Vertigo, Tokyo Story or The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance; some champion the eighties and nineties blockbuster with Back to the Future, Alien or Heat; and some flatly refuse to play. The single-entry list —The Fast and the Furious 1 2 3 4 5— works as an ironic commentary on the whole exercise. Another message lists five titles that are not films but parodies of other people's criteria: empty movies, applauded by the masses, made by directors with cool names. The armchair cinephile's trap, summed up in five lines.
Kubrick, Lynch and the weight of the canon
If there is one name that holds the lists together, it is Stanley Kubrick. He appears with 2001, Barry Lyndon, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining and Full Metal Jacket, spread across different answers. It is no coincidence: Kubrick is the director who best withstands the double test of the academic canon and home viewing. David Lynch trinc closely with Mulholland Drive, present on several lists and defended as a major work without qualification.
Asian cinema has its place, though a minority one: Ozu's Tokyo Story, Ghost in the Shell, Dersu Uzala and Kurosawa's High and Low, cited with philological precision by a participant who distinguishes between the original Japanese title and the loose Spanish-language version. The anecdote is amusing: the literal translation of Tengoku to jigoku is "Heaven and Hell," although in English it is known as High and Low. The detail matters to anyone who argues about films using proper names.
Tarkovsky, the dividing line
The Russian appears on several lists —The Sacrifice, Mirror, Andrei Rublev— and generates one of the few real consensuses in the thread: his cinema is contemplative, cryptic and utterly niche. The sharpest formulation comes from a Truffaut quote someone digs up: there are films that flatter viewers by making them feel intelligent, and films that place them before the mystery of the world. The Bridge on the River Kwai as an example of the first type; Tarkovsky, of the second. Old as the distinction may be, it still works.
Against that, the case for pure entertainment is not hidden. Fargo, Casino, The Godfather Part II, Taxi Driver, Miller's Crossing all appear, along with Braveheart, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gladiator or American History X. Nobody apologizes for it. The old hierarchy between auteur cinema and commercial cinema has dissolved in practice: they coexist on the same list without apparent friction.
The complaint about today's cinema
As the messages pile up, the exercise of choosing five films becomes something else: a lament about the state of contemporary cinema. Some argue that until roughly 1992 quality came before any ideological agenda, and that today it is the other way around: recycled scripts, stereotypes and the feeling that the ticket has already been paid before the viewer gets a say. The thesis is debatable, but it taps into a widespread intuition: the cinema of the seventies, with its antiheroes and its demystification of genres, is seen as lost territory.
The conversation drifts into less cinematic territory —Hollywood scandals, the suicides of celebrities' children, documentaries about exploitation networks— and returns, with some effort, to the starting point. Someone closes with a South Korean recommendation that is free to stream on RTVE. Another brings up Bicycle Thieves, 12 Angry Men and Excalibur. The endless list keeps growing.
What if the right question is not which five films are the best, but who decides what "best" means?
Summary of a discussion on Burbuja.info - Foro de economía, actualidad y política., translated from Spanish and reviewed before publication.
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