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Spanish restaurateur pays escort €800 weekly for exclusivity
A Spanish hospitality owner earning €12,000 monthly pays an escort €800 a week for sexual exclusivity. The article analyzes the cost, fiscal risks, and doubts about the arrangement's validity.
A hospitality entrepreneur with declared monthly income of €12,000 has decided to bypass the paid sens market by signing an exclusivity agreement with a 23-year-old sens worker: €800 per week in exchange for her leaving the two agencies she worked for and serving only this client. This figure, amounting to approximately €3,200 per month plus meals and expenses, represents one-third of his income. He describes the arrangement as a revocable "deal," sparking uncomfortable debates on whether it is a disguised relationship, high-end prostitution, or simply a poor investment.
His calculation is straightforward: he previously spent more visiting brothels almost daily, paying €80 at clubs and up to €300 through agencies. Now, he concentrates that budget on one person. However, the exclusivity clause is widely doubted; industry voices argue that €800 weekly is insufficient to stop an acompañante from accepting private bookings, rendering the fidelity clause practically worthless. As one comment summarizes, "old habits die hard."
Real Cost: €3,200 Monthly Plus Dinners and Expenses
The agreement is presented as a cheaper alternative to dispersed spending. The client claims his previous expenditure on prostitution exceeded current costs, arguing he now gains something the market does not offer: availability and a stable relationship with a single person. Adding dinners and other expenses pushes the monthly bill above €4,000, according to his estimates.
Others calculate differently. If the agency rate was €300 per hour and intermediaries took half, the worker earned about €150 per service. Under the new deal, €800 weekly equates to just over five services at agency prices. The lingering question is whether this amount compensates for the loss of freedom to accept other clients. The most common answer is no.
Is This a Relationship or a Service Contract?
The boundary between emotional connection and commercial transaction blurs. The client insists there is "good chemistry" and that the woman holds him in "esteem," but admits that without money, nothing would exist: "I don't deceive myself," he writes. Comparisons to marriage recur frequently: paying for sens with the same person is what husbands do, albeit less often and at a worse price, according to prevailing irony.
The economic argument is reinforced by the idea that money spent on enjoyment doesn't return, while savings can vanish due to bad stock moves or health issues. "Who knows if I'll lose everything or have a stroke and die with money in the bank," the protagonist summarizes. It is the old dispute between present consumption and future saving, applied to the most expensive leisure.
Exclusivity No One Believes In
The exclusivity clause is the most debated point. Several comments warn that a sens worker charging €300 per hour will not give up her client base for €800 weekly. The offer, they say, is too low to buy real loyalty. The logical consequence, according to this view, is that she will continue seeing others discreetly, and the client will pay for exclusivity that does not exist.
In response, the protagonist argues he can break the agreement whenever he wants and that there is no 30-year mortgage involved. The relationship, he insists, is weekly and revocable. This temporality is his main defensive argument: if it goes wrong, it ends immediately. The problem is that the emotional and financial cost has already been incurred.
Fiscal Issue: Unjustified Cash Payments
Payment management also generates debate. Paying €3,200 monthly in cash creates difficulties for the recipient: depositing such amounts without legal justification triggers bank alerts. The proposed solution is hiring her at his company under a fictitious public relations or social media role, allowing her to contribute to social security and him to deduct expenses. According to several comments, this practice is already used in the sector.
The protagonist rejects this idea due to his staff profile: a young, attractive woman among hospitality workers would raise too many eyebrows. The alternative, paying in cash, maintains traceability issues. It is the classic dilemma of the shadow economy: black money generates no rights nor legal savings.
Client Profile: Overweight, Bald, and Gym-Averse
The protagonist describes himself without self-pity: overweight, bald, and aware that without paying he would not have access to a 23-year-old woman. He refuses to go to the gym or wear a wig because, he argues, he would still have to pay. His conclusion is that he prefers spending on the service rather than on appearance.
This honesty has generated some sympathy in the discussion. Several comments defend that if the business works and the expense is manageable, everyone does what they want with their money. The only serious warning remains the usual one: vice should not eat into savings. With €12,000 monthly income, dedicating €4,000 to sensual leisure leaves little margin for unexpected events.
What is the value of exclusivity? The agreement rests on a weekly figure and a promise no one can verify. If the business sustains itself and the chemistry holds, the experiment continues. If not, it will remain the most expensive example that the sens market, like any other, has clauses that cannot be bought.
Summary of a discussion on Burbuja.info - Foro de economía, actualidad y política., translated from Spanish and reviewed before publication.
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