2023 Alien Predictions: UFOs, GESARA and Alonso's Win

2023 Alien Predictions: UFOs, GESARA and Alonso's 33rd Victory

What does 2023 hold according to those claiming to channel messages from other civilizations? A list mixing the predictable with the bizarre: more UFO sightings, rising grocery inflation, a supposed planetary financial reset and, of course, Fernando Alonso's 33rd victory. The compilation circulates in prepper circles—spaces where survival for what comes next is discussed—and has more irony than prophecy, though not all respondents get the joke.

What the Alien Narrative Supposedly Predicts for 2023

The list starts with an economic warning rather than a cosmic one. It claims the famous "you will have nothing and be happy" hasn't come true because, it argues, most people still have assets to defend, forcing them to struggle. Translation: a tough year, rising anger, and food inflation that would keep climbing. Excluded from this picture, according to the text, are employees of the so-called "State Corporation," who are sarcastically said not to work or pay contributions but live on allowances and housing.

Then comes the cosmic part. Forecasts include seeing more flying saucers, citizens being "punctured" (metaphorical or literal? unclear), and conspiracy YouTuber Rafapal gaining prominence and ending up in a TV clash with a commentator. The author admits adding these parts "as a joke" and presents himself, half-seriously, as a sleeper cell of a supposed new world order.

From 2023 to 2026: Ship Arrivals and the 'Blue Beam Project'

When the calendar ran short, the date shifted. The narrative moves to a 2026 horizon, conditioned on "the sphinx aligning with a star." This is the window when, according to these voices, ships from Ganymede would arrive. The figure cited—millions of aircraft, including constellations—is offered without proof, like the rest.

The conspiracy repertoire includes two old staples. First, the prediction that Tesla-like towers will be discovered under the pyramids. Second, the warning that all this is part of the "Blue Beam project," a theory claiming governments simulate alien contact. Notably, the prophet warns against believing the prophecy itself. The message is immune to any debunking.

Regarding the global financial reset, or GESARA NESARA, the text offers no dates or documents: it states it is "coming" and closes with a repeated catchphrase, "be careful then", throughout the conversation.

The Cosmic Channeler Who Delivers by Van

The narrative has its own anticlimax. A participant notes the supposed channeler is "a real 50-year-old man" who works delivering goods by van. The response doesn't deny the fact; it embellishes it: the van, they say, "is for plumbing." This sparks a running joke: trust a plumber over an economist, because at least the former doesn't deceive you.

It's not the only jab the narrative takes at itself. Correcting the spelling of "inflation" triggers an exchange longer than the prophecy itself, with mutual accusations about wasting time pointing out errors versus discussing important issues. The acidity is such that someone asks for peace because "aliens won't come if we fight."

Why These Lists Feed Themselves

The mechanism is old and works by selection. Ten things are announced, nine are forgotten, and the one that vaguely resembles reality is claimed as a hit. Thus, a 2021 forecast about Alonso's 33rd win is later recovered as proof the method works. And the supposed channeler's farewell—announced with "a week that is 7 days"—is stretched to the limit of literalness to avoid closing the show.

There is disagreement on what predominates here. Some see it as pure mockery, a list of impossible forecasts to laugh at others' credulity. Others recall such predictions have been accepted before by chance and argue it's worth trinc them. And some take it literally, asking for details on the landing day.

What keeps the whole thing alive isn't the UFOs, but the earthly part: the shopping basket, the assets defended with effort, and the suspicion that someone is coming to take them. That is the real hook. The ships are saved for the movie's end.

With the sphinx still unaligned and Tesla towers underground, three years remain to check if Alonso's truckmobile yields that 33rd victory. If it does, someone will demand credit. If not, no one will remember who signed the list.