Waiter, cold caller, and agent: ranking of the worst jobs
A ranking of the worst jobs in Spain places door-to-door sales at number one, trinc by waiters and cooks, with programmers rising due to consultancy burnout. The list, shaped over two and a half years of debate, starts with six categories: cold callers, waiters/cooks, coders, movers, construction workers, and nursing assistants. None fare well.
The criterion is not salary. It is wear and tear. Here, cold calling dominates: selling without fixed pay, on pure commission, with commercial contracts and 21% VAT borne by the seller. Hospitality ranks high due to hours and customer relations. Programmers rise because the consultancy coder, billing hours to demanding clients, has become the first qualified job for half of Spain.
Cold calling: no salary, no doors, no clients
The top spot is undisputed among those who have lived it. Door-to-door sales means going where potential clients are, be it homes, companies, or parks, and getting paid only if you sell. The contract is commercial, with 21% for tax authorities, and there is no base salary. Defenders note that B2B cold calling is different and professionals can earn high commissions on big deals, but consensus holds that selling to individuals this way is the worst of the worst.
Context worsens it: nobody opens the door. In the nineties, selling encyclopedias or cleaning equipment could yield 300,000 pesetas a month in 1992. Today, intercoms stay closed and purchases happen online. The trade's decline is structural, not cyclical.
Waiters: hours, servility, and unpaid overtime
Second place generates more nuance. Former waiters argue physical and mental strain is negligible compared to warehouse or construction labor, citing hours as the real issue. Critics point elsewhere: the servile relationship with customers, those requesting lukewarm soy milk in tube glasses, empowered by seeing someone at their beck and call.
The economic problem is known: in 99% of hospitality, thousands of hours go unpaid. If paid, it wouldn't be bad. Comparisons with kitchens appear too: less hierarchy and conflict in dining rooms, while cooks focus on food; if skilled, they aren't too badly off.
Coders: the rise of consultancy programmers
Third place is most revealing. Programmers rank higher because the actual work isn't in product tech firms, but in "meat grinder" consultancies. Coding in meat grinders describes the experience of nearly an entire generation of Spanish engineers and scientists starting careers: abject, stressful, quasi-slave labor with perversos pay, especially with difficult clients.
Complaints target the model, not technology: billing hours to pressing clients in underpaying, exploitative firms. Result: a qualified job enters hard-labor rankings.
Movers, builders, nursing aides: physical and emotional toll
Moving is described as endless shifts: entering full houses at 8 AM, boxing non-stop until 5 PM, dealing with elevators, doormen, double parking, eating into commute time, unloading, assembling furniture, returning trucks, and arriving home at 9 PM. Next day, same routine elsewhere.
Construction workers face concrete images: working at night at zero degrees while others sleep. Nursing assistants require stomachs for fluids, smells, and aging; defenders note that once overcome, it offers stable public-sector jobs, good pay, and minimal responsibility.
Real criterion: not pay, but burnout
Debate broadens: worst jobs push workers to physical, intellectual, or psychological limits amid antiestéticar of dismissal. Whether warehouse worker, engineer, or politician matters little. Some add cold-call telemarketing, worse than door-to-door since at least movement keeps you engaged.
Security guards, night receptionists, industrial laundry line work, and civil servants also appear. Regarding civil servants, many resign for self-employment or private sector roles. Night receptionists suffer total personal annulment: no desire to read or study, just watching the clock.
The ranking remains open. Cold calling and waiting seem fruta tops, but construction's physical strain, nursing's emotional weight, and night shifts' mental erasure demand recognition. No single metric exists yet.
Summary of a discussion on Burbuja.info - Foro de economía, actualidad y política., translated from Spanish and reviewed before publication.
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