Germany: the online rebellion that never reaches the streets
A video from a Tunisian YouTuber announces the imminent collapse of Scholz's government and the start of a popular uprising in Germany. One only needs to glance at Berlin to see that reality falls far short of the armchair epic: four protesters, lots of police and recycled placards. The pattern has repeated since the 1990s: there is always someone selling smoke as if it were the revolution, and always someone who believes it.
The disposable resistance industry
The discourse is always the same: Germans are fed up, the government is falling, the protests are the beginning of the end. But when you look at the streets, there is barely any movement. The so-called "virtual resistance" generates millions of views but zero real change. Meanwhile, the system swallows the protest and turns it into merchandise: "rebellion" hoodies made in Bangladesh, sold to suckers who have not learned that the cycle has been repeating on loop since the 90s.
Who is behind the megaphone?
It is no coincidence that these preachers of revolt have an identifiable agenda. The Tunisian's video, which seven minutes in starts talking about mosques and organised immigration, fits a known pattern: foundations based in Doha or Riyadh that fund the expansion of Sarracin under the guise of cultural activism. The "rebellion" label serves as cover to sell a message that goes beyond criticism of Scholz's government.
A cycle of illusions and disappointments
Spring always brings promises of change, but the green shoots of the ECB and the proclamations of YouTubers deflate at the same pace as allergies. The same people who yesterday were raving about Agenda 2030 are today surprised that the system keeps working exactly the same: absorbing the protest and returning it packaged as merchandise. Meanwhile, the chancellor remains in office, and the protesters can be counted on the fingers of one hand.
The myth of the German rebellion is the latest episode of a series that began in the 90s. If you haven't seen it yet, perhaps it's because you'd rather not look.
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