Astrology Predicts Economic Crisis for Spain in 2026

Astrology Forecasts Economic Chaos for 2026

Can astrology predict economic crises? A group of amateur analysts argues that planetary cycles already signaled upcoming financial "festivals." The discussion, spanning 262 days, begins with the presentation of a tool combining natal charts with artificial intelligence to anticipate economic events. According to its proponents, the system identified key dates for 2026 coinciding with railway accidents, political tensions, and market volatility. Central thesis: the stars do not lie, and what is coming is just the appetizer.

The Method: Natal Charts and Artificial Intelligence

The idea's promoter explains that after years studying astrologers like Elias de Molins and Robert Martínez, he decided to create an application that extracts data from natal charts and feeds it to an AI for interpretation. "It receives no personal data," he insists, "and the result is audited by another agent to avoid hallucinations." The goal is to predict economic events without conditioning the question. Among the analyzed charts are those of Bitcoin, Ethereum, and the New York Stock Exchange, with exact dates and times. The system, according to its creators, allows identifying positive and negative "financial festivals."

Uranus in Gemini is key for the coming years. "It will remain until 2033," they note, warning that old transport systems and poorly maintained infrastructure will be the first to suffer. The link with railway accidents, such as the one in Asturias, is established directly: "if the weather is bad, do not use planes or ships."

Key Dates: Eclipses and Conjunctions

The astrological calendar points to several critical moments. The solar eclipse on February 17 in Aquarius, falling angularly in the 10th house of Madrid's chart, is interpreted as an announcement of changes in government. "Mars, the god of war, in exact conjunction," they add. For April 20, 2026, the conjunction of Mars and Saturn in Aries is flagged as "the truly disastrous date," when great powers might align in opposing camps.

August 12, with the longest solar eclipse in 12,000 years, is considered another turning point. "Eclipses are disruptive elements," they remind us. And on July 22, the 9th of Av in the Hebrew calendar, is linked to the "demon Ketet Meriri" and the "Dog Days" of the canicule. The coincidence of dates with events like 9/11 is used as an argument from authority.

R78 and the Grand Coalition

The term "R78" (Regime of '78) underpins much of the analysis. It is argued that the current political system, born from the Transition, is exhausted and that a grand coalition between PSOE and PP is inevitable. "What peine in the first week of October and what is coming," they warn, pointing to social unrest. The predicted sequence is: "Social outbreak > burning cities > curfew/state of siege > living like rats confined within four walls."

The crisis in Ceuta and Melilla is interpreted as a destabilizing element. "The Moors allied with PSOE being betrayed," they note, predicting military intervention. The forecast extends to a possible ban of PSOE and Sánchez's fall in summer. "Sánchez falls this year, most likely in summer," states a participant.

Skepticism and Mockery

Not everyone buys the narrative. Some participants admit not understanding anything: "I'm sorry to be slow, but I don't get any of this." Others ask for a "translation" into concrete predictions. The promoter's response is blunt: "Accept that astrology is too big for you, that you don't have time or the guts to read the documents shared on drive." The tension between faith and data permeates the entire exchange.

The mention of André Barbault, a French astrologer specialized in cycles, adds a nuance of authority. "His studies on cycles and repetitiveness are brutal," it is claimed. However, the discussion drifts toward politics: "All those new age astrologers are damn frauds, they live off likes and visits and have to sell what you want to hear."

The Adamuz Accident and Coincidences

The railway accident in Adamuz (Córdoba) in January 2026 is integrated into the narrative. Initial reports of 33 missing persons and the vvife of a victim named Osiris are mentioned, interpreted as Guasonic symbolism. "Coincidences do not exist, everything happens for a reason," they conclude. The AI Grok, analyzing tweets, suggests a conspiracy theory, which is celebrated as confirmation.

The official response is also questioned. Marlaska is criticized for "monitoring networks to censor them," and lack of infrastructure maintenance is denounced. "Here you have an official government medium trying to explain that train wheels are not round," they ironically remark.

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With these credentials, astrology presents itself as a serious predictive tool. Data, dates, and cycles are on the table. What happens in 2026 will be told by the stars. Or not.