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Si los caseros voraces contratan asustaviejas, alomojó otros inemancipados contratarán cucarachas para intentar alquilar más baratito.
December 13, 2008
Carol Midgley
Anyone who has ever sought rental accommodation will be familiar with going to view something advertised as a “luxury room” to find that it is a double mattress (this fulfilling the “luxury” bit) on the floor with a swirly carpet full of someone’s toenail clippings.
So, tenants, why not play them at their own game? :
Like the woman who phoned up the pet shop to order 100 cockroaches.
What do you want them for?, asked the shopkeeper.
“Because,” she replied, “I’m moving today and my lease says I must leave the place exactly as I found it.”