Summer heat and sex: when sweat becomes the enemy

Extreme summer heat turns sex into a battle against sweat. Air conditioning, fans and tricks to survive without giving up intimacy.

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When the thermometer becomes the third wheel

Sweating buckets before the action even starts is hardly the best prelude. Extreme heat turns intimacy into a logistics exercise: air conditioning at 25°C blowing strategically? Ceiling fan on full power? Or heading for the floor to avoid the soaked mattress? The debate over how to keep things going during 40°C heatwaves brings together everyone from veterans who remember their overweight years to those who swear by the nighttime beach shower.

Technical solutions against sweat

The most repeated recipe: the AC unit set to 25°C, pointed at the bed. Ceiling fans on maximum get praise for covering any position and level of humidity. Those who have been through it swear the floor is cooler than the mattress, and certain veterans recall resorting to the beach at night. Air conditioning is crowned the most romantic invention of the 21st century.

The ironic side of it all

As with everything, some see excuses where others see real problems. Some point out that the heat is just one more alibi for those looking for reasons not to have sens: a classic. Others, tongue in cheek, mention that married couples are safe from these dilemmas, or that getting laid is a poor person's game anyway. But the implicit consensus is that nobody wants a sticky, exhausting experience.

A definitive solution? There isn't one: either you cool the bedroom down or you adapt. Meanwhile, the heat remains that uninvited guest nobody asked for.

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Summary of a discussion on Burbuja.info - Foro de economía, actualidad y política., translated from Spanish and reviewed before publication. Read the full discussion (46 replies).

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