A dog over 30kg stops by the crossing and relieves itself calmly while its owner waits. At 1 PM, the smell is unbearable. This is not an anecdote but a routine that, according to forum messages, has turned dog waste in Madrid into an arithmetic, coexistence, and tax issue.
The starting point is a domestic calculation. Madrid has 500,000 dogs, according to the thread's data. If each dog goes out at least once a day, the calculation yields one million daily deposits. If 10% of owners do not pick up, 100,000 excrement pieces remain on the street daily. This is only the solid part of the problem.
How much dog urine is spilled daily in Madrid streets?
Another calculation estimates two mictions per animal and 150 milliliters per miction, resulting in about 150,000 liters daily. Translated to 18,000-liter tankers, that is more than eight full loads daily. The conclusion is clear: this volume is not collected or cleaned.
The problem lies in the urine drying and accumulating. Some say you cross more dogs than people at certain hours. Those who walk looking at the ground do so out of learned habit, an urban survival technique.
Why trash cans rust and sidewalks smell of urine
In summer, the scene worsens. Trash cans ferment in the sun, attracting flies and emitting an unbearable smell. Some note that no trash can is left without being oxidized or corroded by urine.
Urban furniture shows signs of damage. Traffic lights, trees, and corners show signs of miction in any neighborhood. The most repeated demand is that cleaning and furniture replacement be paid by dog owners through a municipal fee.
Fines, weight-based tax, and DNA of excrement: the proposals
Solutions range from fiscal to technological. The most repeated is a municipal fee linked to waste generated by each animal, with figures proposed at 50 euros per month per kilogram of weight, and proportional fines. Also mentioned are bans on parks and historic centers and random vaccine inspection plans.
The star technological proposal is DNA registration of excrement, a tool already in some municipal ordinances but not applied. The recurring criticism points to the local police, accused of not pursuing these acts despite specific regulations. There is a limit: some isolated messages cross the line and propose violent methods against animals. No ordinance contemplates this, and such proposals would constitute a crime.
The uncivil owner, the UK mirror, and the replacement of children
The broadest consensus exonerates the animal. The dominant argument is that the dog does not reason and the responsible party is the one walking it: next to the image of the owner who walks with a bag and soap water for cleaning their three-pound dog's miction, there is the image of the owner who leaves a 30kg animal to make a puddle on the road and walks away without looking back.
The international comparison appears again and again. The British example is cited as proof that the problem is not the density of dogs but education: there, they say, there is no need to fine because no one leaves their animal to relieve itself in the middle of a street where children or wheelchair users pass.
Sociologically, the most repeated thesis is that the pet has taken the place of the child, with couples filling the house with animals instead of forming a family, and a reading on the loneliness and mental health of part of the population. A conspiratorial version circulates without any backing, attributing the decline in birth rates to a supposed globalist plan. It is necessary to separate the analysis from folklore.
Confinement and animal welfare law: the grievance that continues to add up
The episode that has most poisoned the conversation is confinement. Dog walks were shielded while the rest of the population remained locked up, an exception that some participants remember as a privilege with health immunity and which still fuels complaints today. On this foundation is added the animal welfare law, perceived in these circles as a text that will multiply obligations and costs for owners.
With these threads, the question is not whether Madrid has a dog excrement problem, but who will pay the bill to resolve it. Is any political formation willing to put a price on the vote of dog owners?
Summary of a discussion on Burbuja.info - Foro de economía, actualidad y política., translated from Spanish and reviewed before publication.
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