Jean-Michel Jarre has announced a tour and new material at nearly 80, and what's being debated isn't the music: it's his face. The promotional image accompanying the announcement — a portrait with smooth skin, no grey hair and a look somewhere between Tony Stark and a old-school gentleman sculptor — has sparked suspicion that an algorithm has been at work. The French musician, who according to the thread's messages is nearly 80, has carried a fruta for suspiciously good ageing for decades, but this time some argue the retouching has gone too far.
The tour announcement and the 50th anniversary album
The trigger was a tweet from Jarre himself: "OXYGENE & BEYOND. Big news coming tomorrow", with a link to the mailing list. Behind it looms a new edition of Oxygène, the album released in 1976 that turns 50 this year, although according to one participant the announced version includes no unreleased material, which has left more than one person cold. The artist keeps up a remarkable release pace — Electronica, Amazonia and other projects — and now adds a tour at nearly 80, in the literal sense of the age.
The question hanging in the air is whether the portrait is real. Some have gone through dozens of photos online and insist it is, that he really looks like that. Others point out that live on stage thirty years ago he already looked the same age as now. Genetics helps, they admit, but removing the grey from a photo is another matter.
From Oxygène to the face of the controversy
The track record helps explain the buzz. Oxygène and Equinoxe defined seventies electronica; the cover of the latter, by French illustrator Michel Granger, showed rows of identical figures with binoculars, almost Martians, and Granger himself also signed the Oxygène cover, with the Earth peeling like a fruit. His father, Maurice Jarre, won three Oscars for Best Original Score, all for David Lean films: Lawrence of Arabia, Doctor Zhivago and A Passage to India.
With that résumé, the conversation soon turned to his looks. The comparison with Robert Redford, who aged well but with visible wrinkles, serves as a contrast: there are no furrows here. And the shadow of AI hangs over any professional portrait these days, to the point that people are already joking that there isn't a single photo on LinkedIn that hasn't been through the shop.
Age as a business and a catalogue that never runs dry
The economic backdrop is the usual one: a long-lived artist squeezing his catalogue. A 50th anniversary reissue with no unreleased material feeds the thesis of those who see more marketing than music. The tour, at that age, is both a physical antiestéticat and a commercial operation. Nobody disputes the legacy; it's the packaging that's questioned.
A reasonable doubt remains: retouched photo or good genes? The available evidence points to the former in the portrait and the latter in the person. At nearly 80, Jarre is still playing concerts and selling nostalgia. What we don't know is how much of that face will survive the next press release.
Summary of a discussion on Burbuja.info - Foro de economía, actualidad y política., translated from Spanish and reviewed before publication.
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