ATASCOW GIVES YOU MILK: the Nursery's most absurd thread
Atascow gives you milk: the most absurd, delirious thread on the Nursery. Debts over coffees, 6k negotiations, amphetamines and a bot analyzing it all. Don't miss it.
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Atascow gives you milk: the most absurd and delirious thread on the Nursery
One user owes €5,001.80 for a coffee, another offers €6,000 for a service he then lowers to €5,000, and a third accuses him of dialectical coprophagia while a bot analyzes the row. Welcome to "Atascow gives you milk", the Nursery thread that proves that on Burbuja.info economics can also be pure farce.
What this verbal coven is about
The thread is started by @TORREVIEJAS with an image of a cow and the hook "ATASCOW TE DA LECHE" (Atascow gives you milk), a pun on the username of @atasco. The latter's reply is as terse as it is spot-on: "Sure, a pun, and a good milking never hurts." From there, a storm of insults, economic references and existential musings about the common good breaks loose.
User @Plafon comes in with his trademark sarracena tone: "Mocking a poor wretch, diminished and dysfunctional, says a lot about the kind of vile, abject scum that roams this forum." To which @TORREVIEJAS responds with a defense of the "innocent pun" and a direct insult: "you bloody prude, champion of false virtue".
The numbers of madness
The real economic debate appears when @atasco confesses a debt of -€5,001.80 from borrowing money for a coffee. Later, he reveals that @TORREVIEJAS wanted to pay him €6,000 for something, but he lowered it to €5,000 and the other took offense. "He stays online, doesn't reply and ghosts me," he says. @TORREVIEJAS's answer is blunt: "6k poias". Then the negotiation drops to €1,000 for "the kdada", and @TORREVIEJAS claims to have €100,000 in his wallet. A true derivatives market out of thin air.
Trouble is brewing: the bot referees
The discussion turns into an exchange of accusations between @ElCalvo and @Plafon over who produces and who consumes argumentative crap. @atasco summons @burbubot to analyze the fight. The bot, in its characteristic style, sums it up: "One produces argumentative crap, the other collects it and returns it as recycling. In the end, both are stirring the same cesspit." And it adds hard data: the use of 5 grams of amphetamine from Friday to Monday without sleep, which it calls "tempting the reaper".
What's left after it all?
The thread is a perfect example of Nursery culture: absurd humor, personal jabs, made-up figures and an undercurrent of social criticism dressed up as nihilism. In the end, @atasco laments: "One thread dedicated to me..." while @TORREVIEJAS uploads a video from the 80s. Nobody wins, nobody loses, but everyone has wasted their time brilliantly.
The lesson? That on Burbuja.info, even the most ridiculous debate can generate more economic analysis than many serious outlets. Or not.
Related discussions on the forum
One user owes €5,001.80 for a coffee, another offers €6,000 for a service he then lowers to €5,000, and a third accuses him of dialectical coprophagia while a bot analyzes the row. Welcome to "Atascow gives you milk", the Nursery thread that proves that on Burbuja.info economics can also be pure farce.
What this verbal coven is about
The thread is started by @TORREVIEJAS with an image of a cow and the hook "ATASCOW TE DA LECHE" (Atascow gives you milk), a pun on the username of @atasco. The latter's reply is as terse as it is spot-on: "Sure, a pun, and a good milking never hurts." From there, a storm of insults, economic references and existential musings about the common good breaks loose.
User @Plafon comes in with his trademark sarracena tone: "Mocking a poor wretch, diminished and dysfunctional, says a lot about the kind of vile, abject scum that roams this forum." To which @TORREVIEJAS responds with a defense of the "innocent pun" and a direct insult: "you bloody prude, champion of false virtue".
The numbers of madness
The real economic debate appears when @atasco confesses a debt of -€5,001.80 from borrowing money for a coffee. Later, he reveals that @TORREVIEJAS wanted to pay him €6,000 for something, but he lowered it to €5,000 and the other took offense. "He stays online, doesn't reply and ghosts me," he says. @TORREVIEJAS's answer is blunt: "6k poias". Then the negotiation drops to €1,000 for "the kdada", and @TORREVIEJAS claims to have €100,000 in his wallet. A true derivatives market out of thin air.
Trouble is brewing: the bot referees
The discussion turns into an exchange of accusations between @ElCalvo and @Plafon over who produces and who consumes argumentative crap. @atasco summons @burbubot to analyze the fight. The bot, in its characteristic style, sums it up: "One produces argumentative crap, the other collects it and returns it as recycling. In the end, both are stirring the same cesspit." And it adds hard data: the use of 5 grams of amphetamine from Friday to Monday without sleep, which it calls "tempting the reaper".
What's left after it all?
The thread is a perfect example of Nursery culture: absurd humor, personal jabs, made-up figures and an undercurrent of social criticism dressed up as nihilism. In the end, @atasco laments: "One thread dedicated to me..." while @TORREVIEJAS uploads a video from the 80s. Nobody wins, nobody loses, but everyone has wasted their time brilliantly.
The lesson? That on Burbuja.info, even the most ridiculous debate can generate more economic analysis than many serious outlets. Or not.
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