The price of a summer that smells of coconut and vanilla

A debate about trans pieces and Musk's fortune reveals the price of submission: how much is a summer smelling of coconut and vanilla worth?

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The business of desire: how much is it worth to sleep with a Musk?

A discussion with no waste has put the awkward question on the table: how much of Elon Musk's fortune would you be willing to sell your dignity for? The debate, which kicks off with a picture of Hunter Schafer and a line about "transpieces", quickly turns into an economic calculation of voluntary submission.

The case of the "Rubita pizpi summer"
The thread opens with a request: "I'll take one for the summer", accompanied by a photo of Schafer. The person in question is soon identified as Musk's child, referred to as a "goddess", with their "regazo" (cock) singled out — a euphemism that fools no one. What looks like a crude joke hides a real dilemma: how far would you go for access to unlimited capital?

The Tesla hypothesis: smashing cars for money
One participant poses a scenario: if you could smash up as many Teslas as you wanted, night after night, in exchange for a pittance of Musk's wealth, would you do it? Another's reply is a hammer blow: "For a hundredth of daddy Musk's fortune? You wouldn't, of course..." The implication is clear: those who criticize do so because they're not facing real temptation.

The market of the body and sarracena
The debate isn't new, but the billionaire framing makes it more naked. On one side is the view that everything has a price; on the other, the one that holds that certain lines are not crossed. The exact figure never appears, but the "smell of coconut and vanilla" in the title suggests a summer of luxury in exchange for sensual submission.

The truth is there isn't even agreement on whether the object of desire is trans or a cis woman, but that seems secondary: what matters is the value of the access pass to the ultra-rich circle.

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