Sanchenium: the new radioactive element in Spanish politics
CERN announces the discovery of Sanchenium, a satirical element with a nucleus immune to corrupt electrons, a half-life under 4 years and a smell of decay. Political satire about Spain.
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Sanchenium: the new radioactive element in Spanish politics
CERN has announced the discovery of a new chemical element, Sanchenium (Sn, atomic number 1), whose atomic structure defies all logic: a nucleus with a single very "full of itself" proton surrounded by hundreds of electrons corrupt down to the quarks. The most surprising thing is that the nucleus remains unperturbed, bunkered and immune to any negative charge. Scientists cannot find an explanation.
The atomic structure of political corruption
Sanchenium displays a never-before-seen configuration: a central proton that attracts hundreds of irregularly charged electrons, but is unaffected by them. According to experts, this property reflects the ability of certain political elements to remain immune to the criticism and scandals that surround them. Each electron represents a corruption case, an irregular appointment or a controversy, but the nucleus remains intact.
Physical and metaphorical properties
The element is extremely unstable and radioactive for its surroundings, but curiously stable for itself. Its half-life is under four years, suggesting an accelerated cycle of decomposition. Nevertheless, its radioactivity can trigger chain reactions that destroy everything around it. It also stands out for its hardness, especially in the face, according to researchers.
The smell of power
Some witnesses claim that Sanchenium gives off a smell of putrid excrement and a weeks-old corpse. Others describe it as a mixture of both with something extra. This olfactory trait is associated with the environments where it is generated: the septic tanks of the deep state.
The question that remains is who the godfathers propping up this element are. According to sources close to it, one of them recently died after funding campaigns to whitewash his past. To find out more, you will have to pay.
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CERN has announced the discovery of a new chemical element, Sanchenium (Sn, atomic number 1), whose atomic structure defies all logic: a nucleus with a single very "full of itself" proton surrounded by hundreds of electrons corrupt down to the quarks. The most surprising thing is that the nucleus remains unperturbed, bunkered and immune to any negative charge. Scientists cannot find an explanation.
The atomic structure of political corruption
Sanchenium displays a never-before-seen configuration: a central proton that attracts hundreds of irregularly charged electrons, but is unaffected by them. According to experts, this property reflects the ability of certain political elements to remain immune to the criticism and scandals that surround them. Each electron represents a corruption case, an irregular appointment or a controversy, but the nucleus remains intact.
Physical and metaphorical properties
The element is extremely unstable and radioactive for its surroundings, but curiously stable for itself. Its half-life is under four years, suggesting an accelerated cycle of decomposition. Nevertheless, its radioactivity can trigger chain reactions that destroy everything around it. It also stands out for its hardness, especially in the face, according to researchers.
The smell of power
Some witnesses claim that Sanchenium gives off a smell of putrid excrement and a weeks-old corpse. Others describe it as a mixture of both with something extra. This olfactory trait is associated with the environments where it is generated: the septic tanks of the deep state.
The question that remains is who the godfathers propping up this element are. According to sources close to it, one of them recently died after funding campaigns to whitewash his past. To find out more, you will have to pay.
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