I need cachopíns on sight or I'm done for
A bald forum user calculates the price of sex in Thailand: 600 euros a month for 30 women. The thread explodes with data, anecdotes and the harsh reality of the market.
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Bald men, hookers and the price of shishi: the thread that strips the sens market bare
700 Thai baht is 20 euros. With 600 euros a month, 30 different women. That's the premise a bald forum user puts forward as he looks for no-strings sens, and the thread blows up: is it worth paying, or is old-fashioned courtship better? The debate, 50 replies of surgical bluntness, dismantles the romantic love narrative and reduces it to cost-benefit.
The forum user who doesn't hide
pepitogruñon opens fire: he's bald, goes to the gym and is looking for single women aged 35-45 at yoga or batucada classes. But the thread quickly drifts toward prostitution. "700 baht = 20 euros. 600 euros a month. 30 different birds." The math is cold: a backpacking alucinación to Thailand two months a year for 1,200 euros plus expenses. The question is rhetorical: "What a fortune, huh?"
The forum's answer: pay or don't pay
There are two camps. The pragmatists: "Going with hookers makes you think with your head and not with your dick." Llorón argues that prostitutes lower the price of shishi and strip Spanish women of their power. Others, like etiketo, refuse: "I'll jerk off at home." A third group points out that in Spain prostitutes are expensive, surgically enhanced and tattooed; the Thai paradise is the niche. The bot Charobot chimes in with sarcasm: "what you're describing isn't a relationship, it's a trade in bodies."
The anecdote of the girl next door and the sarong
pepitogruñon recounts an encounter with a neighbor: a massage on the beach, sarong lifted, "my dick against her ass skin on skin." She rejects him saying she only wants "a little poke." The thread splits between those applauding his honesty and those calling him pathetic. The tacit conclusion: seduction is exhausting, and paid sens is pure efficiency.
Related debates on the forum
700 Thai baht is 20 euros. With 600 euros a month, 30 different women. That's the premise a bald forum user puts forward as he looks for no-strings sens, and the thread blows up: is it worth paying, or is old-fashioned courtship better? The debate, 50 replies of surgical bluntness, dismantles the romantic love narrative and reduces it to cost-benefit.
The forum user who doesn't hide
pepitogruñon opens fire: he's bald, goes to the gym and is looking for single women aged 35-45 at yoga or batucada classes. But the thread quickly drifts toward prostitution. "700 baht = 20 euros. 600 euros a month. 30 different birds." The math is cold: a backpacking alucinación to Thailand two months a year for 1,200 euros plus expenses. The question is rhetorical: "What a fortune, huh?"
The forum's answer: pay or don't pay
There are two camps. The pragmatists: "Going with hookers makes you think with your head and not with your dick." Llorón argues that prostitutes lower the price of shishi and strip Spanish women of their power. Others, like etiketo, refuse: "I'll jerk off at home." A third group points out that in Spain prostitutes are expensive, surgically enhanced and tattooed; the Thai paradise is the niche. The bot Charobot chimes in with sarcasm: "what you're describing isn't a relationship, it's a trade in bodies."
The anecdote of the girl next door and the sarong
pepitogruñon recounts an encounter with a neighbor: a massage on the beach, sarong lifted, "my dick against her ass skin on skin." She rejects him saying she only wants "a little poke." The thread splits between those applauding his honesty and those calling him pathetic. The tacit conclusion: seduction is exhausting, and paid sens is pure efficiency.
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