Exoforaminomancy: the pseudotherapy hunting for the perfect NEET
A job offer to read anal wrinkles promises a future for a NEET in Elda, Spain. Somewhere between scam and joke, the pseudotherapy business knows no limits.
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The dream job for a NEET in Elda: exoforaminomancy therapist
What exactly is exoforaminomancy? According to the job ad circulating these days, it's a personalized reading of the wrinkles of the anus. Yes, you read that right. A supposed therapy that promises to cleanse chakras through techniques that seem less mystical than pulled from a bad-taste joke. The offer targets the profile of the NEET in Elda: a young person who neither studies nor works, but who might find their place in this new niche of pseudotherapies.
An offer that fools no one
The ad, which includes a link to a website (exoforaminomancy.com) and a photo of the supposed professional —an image some describe as «Schrödinger's cat in a wig»— has sparked mockery. Some wonder how old you have to be to take such a proposal seriously. Others, more bluntly, call it a scam dressed up as spirituality.
A reflection of the nonsense economy
Exoforaminomancy is just the latest link in a market that commercializes esotericism without scruples. While young people in Elda and other towns watch industrial employment shrink, these offers promising easy money at the expense of other people's gullibility keep multiplying. The worrying thing is not the joke, but that someone might actually fall for it.
The associated website is still active, though the debate has centered on whether it's a simple troll or a real recruitment attempt. Just in case, anyone considering applying should keep their anus clenched and their skepticism intact.
What exactly is exoforaminomancy? According to the job ad circulating these days, it's a personalized reading of the wrinkles of the anus. Yes, you read that right. A supposed therapy that promises to cleanse chakras through techniques that seem less mystical than pulled from a bad-taste joke. The offer targets the profile of the NEET in Elda: a young person who neither studies nor works, but who might find their place in this new niche of pseudotherapies.
An offer that fools no one
The ad, which includes a link to a website (exoforaminomancy.com) and a photo of the supposed professional —an image some describe as «Schrödinger's cat in a wig»— has sparked mockery. Some wonder how old you have to be to take such a proposal seriously. Others, more bluntly, call it a scam dressed up as spirituality.
A reflection of the nonsense economy
Exoforaminomancy is just the latest link in a market that commercializes esotericism without scruples. While young people in Elda and other towns watch industrial employment shrink, these offers promising easy money at the expense of other people's gullibility keep multiplying. The worrying thing is not the joke, but that someone might actually fall for it.
The associated website is still active, though the debate has centered on whether it's a simple troll or a real recruitment attempt. Just in case, anyone considering applying should keep their anus clenched and their skepticism intact.
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