Cocaine kills the aliens nested in your left brain, forum claims

Cocaine against the left-brain aliens

A participant in the thread claims that cocaine kills the aliens nesting in your left brain. The claim, thrown out as a matter of fact during a current-affairs discussion, argues that the beings who abduct us and implant microchips in us are not movie Martians, but an ideology: binary thinking, political Manichaeism, the brainwashing that divides the world into good and evil. According to this thesis, the Nephilim are "purely left beings, that is, left-brain beings," and cocaine, with its capacity to wipe out neurons, eliminates them along the way. The problem, as one post in the same thread points out, is that the offer is a 2-for-1: "It kills the aliens and kills your brain in the process."

What are the left-brain aliens?

The thread's central argument is not ufological, but philosophical. The aliens would be communists, but not for defending workers' rights — rather because communism is "a purely left dialectical ideology, that is, left-brain," which believes only logic exists and denies the soul, reason and the Logos. Political Manichaeism, the binary thinking that divides people into good and bad where they are the good ones, would be the key to mind control and to burying one's own self. Americans also fall into that sack, accused of the same binary thinking.

The conclusion, according to this line of thought, is that the Nephilim do not come from outside: they are a way the mind works. And against that, cocaine would work like a hammer that strikes from behind and on the other side in reverse, "the kind used to pull out nails, not to drive them in."

The 2-for-1: it kills the alien and kills your brain

The thread's most solid warning comes not from ufology but from neurochemistry. One post details the mechanism: a normally functioning neuron produces waste and removes it through tiny pores; if you overexcite it, it produces more waste than it can eliminate and dies "from an excess of crap." Over time, the neurons activated by cocaine keep dwindling in number until the brain starts doing strange things: hallucinations, delusions, paranoia, symptoms similar to schizophrenia. Most other drugs do not produce that overexcitation, even if they mess you up in other ways.

The summary is blunt: cocaine is among the worst neuron killers, no hedging, it is a fact. And there lies the 2-for-1 trap: if the alien nests in your left brain and cocaine wipes out that brain, the cure is worse than the disease. The thread's answer to this objection is that there are other ways to kill aliens without burning out your brain.

Blue light, character and time travel

The alternative to cocaine proposed in the thread is threefold. First, blue light: "the blue star of your being kills aliens, makes them disappear, cleans stains and leaves your brain with a white floor, that is, clean." Second, character: saying no with determination and total freedom. "NO MEANS NO," and if said with total determination, it can burn and make the aliens disappear. Third, regressive hypnosis, presented as a true journey through time: going back to the moment of the abduction, stopping them from implanting microchips in you, and the microchips disappear because you changed the past. The premise is that "memory is not memory, it is resurrection, it is a change of reality around you."

The discussion drifts into the territory of regressive hypnosis, where it is acknowledged that character can be a problem for the process. There is also a reference to Jim Morrison, buried in a Jacobin communist cemetery, and a defense of valve sound as the best of audio-video.

The massacre of the left hemisphere

The thread has its moment of dark humor when someone recounts being told "kill them, kill them all, leave not a single one in the left hemisphere," and took his ColaCao with drones inside it. The result, he says, was "the most atrocious silence, it was a massacre." Another post sums up the offer: "Aliens, what aliens?" And yet another declares that the aliens are coming to blow us up, along with Sánchez.

The thread ends without reaching a consensus. Cocaine kills aliens, but it kills neurons. Blue light dissolves them, but it requires an inner star not everyone has. Character burns them, but you have to have it. And regressive hypnosis promises to rewrite the past, though no one has come back to tell about it.