Belgian politician goes viral for looking like Sara Santaolalla
A television appearance by a French-speaking politician in Brussels has sparked an unexpected comparison: that of a woman who speaks French with a sultry accent versus the well-known Spanish media figure. The trigger was a tweet that celebrated her intervention without understanding a word: «No idea what she's saying, but I fully support her». From there, the conversation drifted into familiar territory: the aesthetic contrast between what is perceived as European elegance and what is labeled as a local product.
The phenomenon has a name and surname: Camille Terlinden, who in a 'minute politique' for LN24 dispatched Belgian institutional news with an «Il ne se passe rien, nada, c'est le calme plat». The phrase, between French and Spanish, became the perfect hook for an audience that didn't need to understand the message to applaud it.
What was said about the Belgian politician and why she is compared to Sara Santaolalla
The comparison didn't take long to appear. Several messages placed the French-speaking politician at the opposite end of the Spanish media figure, with arguments that mixed aesthetics, tone of voice and even geography. «French-speaking women play in another league, their posh eroticism is unbeatable», summarized one of the most repeated messages. Others went further: «Comparing that woman to Santaolalla's gypsy is a crime».
The consensus, if it can be called that, was built on a series of traits that participants identified as typical of French or Belgian women: fair skin, rosy cheeks, intentionally messy hair and a French that sounds like music. «Slim, rosy cheeks, blue eyes, speaking French, rosy lips, very white skin, carefully messy hair», listed a message that defined the whole as «the pizpirómetro at full scale».
The comparison with Sara Santaolalla, a Spanish media figure, worked as an inverted mirror. Where some saw naturalness, others saw artifice. «Three trinc, but she's nothing more than a pretty wrapper for the same ideological crap», sentenced a message that separated physical appearance from political position. The Belgian politician, on the other hand, got the benefit of the doubt precisely because no one understood what she was saying.
Language as a filter: when not understanding is an advantage
There is one fact that explains much of the phenomenon: no one was listening to the content. «Actually no one listens to what she says, they just imagine the porcine fury», admitted a message. French worked as a barrier and as an aesthetic filter simultaneously. What is not understood is not discussed; what sounds good is approved.
A participant took the argument to the linguistic terrain with an example: «Try putting into Google Translate into French: UNA ZARZAMORA MADURA MURMURA A LA PARED». The idea, beyond the joke, pointed to a widespread perception: French turns any phrase into something worth listening to. Spanish, on the other hand, doesn't always have the same luck.
The comparison with Slavic women, another recurring topic in this type of conversation, also appeared: «There's a lot of talk about Slavic women, but watch out for French women. It seems unbelievable that we are neighbors and the ones here are truck drivers». The geographical argument served to reinforce the thesis that proximity does not guarantee aesthetic similarity.
The Belgian politician no one listened to but everyone applauded
The real content of Camille Terlinden's intervention was buried under layers of aesthetic comments. The politician spoke about government formation in Brussels, institutional paralysis and the «calme plat» that defines Belgian political life. None of that mattered. What mattered was how she said it.
«I don't know what she defends, but I join the cause», summarized a message that captured the general spirit. The Belgian politician became an empty signifier onto which all kinds of fantasies were projected: from European elegance to the sensuality of the accent. Her ideological affiliation, mentioned in passing by a participant who placed her in the orbit of the left, did not generate the rejection that might be expected. The aesthetic filter weighed more than the political one.
The phenomenon has precedents. The conversation quickly drifted into the terrain of international comparisons, with Belgium as the object of an analysis as exaggerated as it was unrigorous: «In Belgium they set up an orgy on the line of a pencil, the mother that bore them, they only think about ing and drinking beer». The hyperbole, far from being an exception, set the general tone of a conversation that oscillated between aesthetic admiration and alcoholic delirium.
The contrast with the local: an uncomfortable mirror
The comparison with Spain was not long in coming. «It's a shame that in Spain there are no women like this», lamented a message that assumed, however, that Spanish women also make life bitter, «but at least in a much more elegant and aesthetic way». The argument, beyond its dubious empirical basis, revealed a widespread perception: that foreign things, by the mere fact of being foreign, have an advantage.
The figure of Sara Santaolalla worked as a perfect counterpoint. Defined in several messages as «choni poligonera» or «sartencita pizpirescente», the comparison served to reinforce, by opposition, the virtues attributed to the Belgian politician. «She gives the same disgust as the local one, but melasfo», summarized a message that, in its contradiction, captured the ambivalence of the phenomenon.
The conversation ended without reaching any conclusion. As usually happens in these cases, the analysis got stuck on the surface: on the skin, on the accent, on the pose. The Belgian politician, meanwhile, continues talking about government formation in Brussels. No one listens to her. Everyone approves of her.
Summary of a discussion on Burbuja.info - Foro de economía, actualidad y política., translated from Spanish and reviewed before publication.
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