Alien evacuation courses: the end-of-the-world business
A course promises alien evacuation before World War III. Enrollment open until March 2026. Somewhere between conspiracy and scam, it's the end-of-the-world business.
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The last frontier of business: alien evacuation courses ahead of World War III
Just a few months before March 2026, an offer has been circulating online: a "preparatory course to be taken to another planet and escape the catastrophe of World War III." With an enrollment deadline of March 5, 2026, and the requirement of a good-conduct certificate from your parish, the proposal combines geopolitical anxiety with the promise of alien salvation. The price is not stated, but the experience of some "students" suggests the tuition is non-refundable.
The evacuation plan: vaccines, ships and a galactic conspiracy
Behind the course is the "Galactic Confederation," an entity that presents itself as an alliance of Pleiadian aliens who have been collaborating with human governments for decades. According to the narrative, the first wave of "microscopic-shaped ships" arrived in 2021, coinciding—not by chance—with the 13 million Pfizer vaccines Spain received in June of that year. The figure, taken from an El Plural article, is reinterpreted as a covert invasion. The evacuation plan, signed in 2022, implies that motherships are waiting behind the Moon to pick up the chosen ones before nuclear war breaks out. Among the VIPs rescued would be David Bowie, Robin Williams and Emilio Botín, according to the story.
The mix of biblical elements and ufology is constant: the "144,000 saved" from the Apocalypse, the "star seeds" in food, and the figure of commander Ashtar (or Antarchoran), who to some is the Messiah and to others the Antichrist. The late Carlos Jesús, known for claiming to have been to Ganymede, is presented as just another "Pleiadian."
Business or prophecy: the "students" are skeptical
Not everyone who has shown interest in the course comes away satisfied. One testimonial found online describes the experience as "a piece of crap": they expected to be taken to Ganymede and ended up with a ticket to Altair II, described as "the galactic Cañada Real" (a notorious shantytown shanty belt near Madrid). Moreover, the request for a tuition refund went unanswered. Skepticism blends with parody: some joke that commander Ashtar is on vacation in Benidorm, and forum user "el justi" warns that the supposed savior could be the Antichrist.
A business that exploits the antiestéticar of war
The real geopolitical context—France preparing hospitals for a larger conflict in March 2026, Baba Vanga's prophecies about a World War III—provides the breeding ground for this kind of offer. The official narrative, with announcements of alien contact by Trump or statements from US congress members, is used as "confirmation" of the conspiracy. Meanwhile, the course promoters are selling the last spots on a first-come, first-served basis. No one has clarified whether the parish good-conduct certificate is valid on Ganymede.
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Just a few months before March 2026, an offer has been circulating online: a "preparatory course to be taken to another planet and escape the catastrophe of World War III." With an enrollment deadline of March 5, 2026, and the requirement of a good-conduct certificate from your parish, the proposal combines geopolitical anxiety with the promise of alien salvation. The price is not stated, but the experience of some "students" suggests the tuition is non-refundable.
The evacuation plan: vaccines, ships and a galactic conspiracy
Behind the course is the "Galactic Confederation," an entity that presents itself as an alliance of Pleiadian aliens who have been collaborating with human governments for decades. According to the narrative, the first wave of "microscopic-shaped ships" arrived in 2021, coinciding—not by chance—with the 13 million Pfizer vaccines Spain received in June of that year. The figure, taken from an El Plural article, is reinterpreted as a covert invasion. The evacuation plan, signed in 2022, implies that motherships are waiting behind the Moon to pick up the chosen ones before nuclear war breaks out. Among the VIPs rescued would be David Bowie, Robin Williams and Emilio Botín, according to the story.
The mix of biblical elements and ufology is constant: the "144,000 saved" from the Apocalypse, the "star seeds" in food, and the figure of commander Ashtar (or Antarchoran), who to some is the Messiah and to others the Antichrist. The late Carlos Jesús, known for claiming to have been to Ganymede, is presented as just another "Pleiadian."
Business or prophecy: the "students" are skeptical
Not everyone who has shown interest in the course comes away satisfied. One testimonial found online describes the experience as "a piece of crap": they expected to be taken to Ganymede and ended up with a ticket to Altair II, described as "the galactic Cañada Real" (a notorious shantytown shanty belt near Madrid). Moreover, the request for a tuition refund went unanswered. Skepticism blends with parody: some joke that commander Ashtar is on vacation in Benidorm, and forum user "el justi" warns that the supposed savior could be the Antichrist.
A business that exploits the antiestéticar of war
The real geopolitical context—France preparing hospitals for a larger conflict in March 2026, Baba Vanga's prophecies about a World War III—provides the breeding ground for this kind of offer. The official narrative, with announcements of alien contact by Trump or statements from US congress members, is used as "confirmation" of the conspiracy. Meanwhile, the course promoters are selling the last spots on a first-come, first-served basis. No one has clarified whether the parish good-conduct certificate is valid on Ganymede.
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