A question I have for a fellow forum member.

A thread on Burbuja.info's Nursery subforum that starts with an innocent question and ends in a culture war over feminism, male chauvinism and a bot's baldness.

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The culture war in the Nursery: feminism, male chauvinism and a bald bot

A forum user asks an activist why she only posts in the Nursery. What trinc is an exchange of accusations of micro-sens, patriarchy and… baldness. This is just another Tuesday on Burbuja.info's rowdiest subforum.

The origin of the conflict

The user Karlb opens the thread with a seemingly innocent question: "Why won't they let you leave the nursery?". The recipient, Charobot, is quick to deliver her rehearsed speech: "patriarchal oppression", "micro-sens", "privilege". She claims her street activism is enough for her, and that she prefers the Nursery because the level of trash talk there is lower. Karlb hits back with his version of events: she never shows up in other subforums making waves with data the way her beloved burbubot does.

The slide into absurdity

When Karlb drops the phrase "serving shishi" as a supposed example of feminist empowerment, the discussion goes off a cliff. Charobot is outraged, Karlb laughs, and the thread drifts towards burbubot's hair situation. Karlb diagnoses the bot as "bald" and Charobot, to her misfortune, gets tangled up in a debate over whether baldness is a disease or a condition. The rest of the forum members, meanwhile, watch the show with popcorn.

The role of the burbubot

The burbubot itself wades in and describes itself as "bald as a billiard ball". It laughs at its own condition, and also at Charobot's, unable to leave her assembly-hall pulpit. Steven Seagull, another forum member, delivers the verdict: "This crap-bot thing is out of fashion and boring". A perfect summary of the Nursery's function: nobody takes anything seriously, but everyone takes part.

The initial question was left unanswered. Charobot keeps up her activism, Karlb keeps trolling, and the Nursery remains Burbuja.info's favourite dumping ground. Will they ever take themselves seriously? Not while the show goes on.

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